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Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone


For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I once had a customer that wanted $400 bedding for $80 and went on and on about her her sister had bought it for that price the week before and how our company always honors prices and how I needed to make commission and she kept trying to to like guilt trip me. I kindly explained to her that if she had the tags and the receipt from the purchase I would gladly give her the bedding for $80 (she didn’t have it) and I also told her I didn’t work for commission. She promptly shut up on those topics.

Just the other week while working at Walgreen’s a man came in angrily wanting to return something. I told him, “No problem sir, I’ll just need to see a copy of your receipt.” So he shows me the receipt and it’s from CVS, a completely different store. I explained to the gentleman that we can’t do a return on an item bought from a different store entirely, and he went on a rant screaming, “Why CAN’T I return this? You guys are both drugstores, it doesn’t make sense. This is ridiculous, in all my years I’ve NEVER been treated with such disrespect.” I kept telling him and trying to explain why we couldn’t return something from a completely different store, especially when it’s a product we don’t even carry. So my manager comes out asking what all the commotion was about and she tells the man the same thing. “Sir, there’s a CVS right across the street, you can return it there.” At this point the man was belligerent and cussing at all of us, to which my manager kicked him out. He was threatening to call corporate. I encouraged him to, maybe they could drive home the point better than we could.

Some people though, haha.

(Source: 9gag)

Drawing some Ricks and some Morties.

Really glad that the show is doing as well as it is! I had high hopes for it to begin with, we used to sit in skype calls and watch Doc and Mharti, the original short that the show is SEMI based around and we’d laugh our asses off. I wondered how they’d pull off the show, but season one went off without a hitch and season two is a sure thing!

The season finale is on tonight. Give ‘er a watch!


Hey guys after some thought and talking to a few people I scrapped a cartoon I was working on. The joke is kinda irrelevant at this point and I didn’t really think it was all that funny to begin with, I was kind of just doing it to help out a buddy.

I’ll post what I had roughed up later if you guys want. But other than that I think I’m just gonna work on the new Rocket Reviews and a Batman cartoon I’ve been meaning to do.

  • Track Name

    Still Alive (Cover)

  • Album


  • Artist

    Shawn Smith and Jordan Fitzpatrick


Here’s a cover that me and my pal Jordan did.

Now I know that Still Alive is practically old as dirt and you’re probably wondering, “Why the hell would you guys cover it now, it’s 7 years old?”

Well 6 years ago when Jordan and I were dumb kids (not that we aren’t still) we tried to do a cover of the song. We thought it was great. 

It was awful. I think we covered it twice after that on our own. Then I moved to California for about three years and we haven’t really hung out much since then. But I recently just moved back to Arizona, and we both decided we should work on some music together for shits and giggles. And what better way to do that than revisit some of our old covers?

So here’s our new cover of Still Alive that we knocked out in a few hours. 

Jordan: Lead and Rhythm guitars, Vocals

Shawn: Piano, Synths, Bass, fake drum tracks, Vocals

Hope you enjoy our mediocre cover with sub-par singing! Also if you for any reason like what you hear, give us a follow, there’s more coming in the future. You can follow Jordan’s page here.

For the night time folk.

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